starting those paperpets

hello P A P E R P E T S

thank you david porter

for his delightful au revoir aux petits pois:

au revoir petits pois

someone just asked what’s up with the peas?

as i formally swear off the peas,

i once more offer the post that introduced them:

can i say peas?

pass the peas, please.

no? there aren’t any more??